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Part 1 of 3

    Time to tell you guys about my fabulous time at Cannes only a week ago during the 62nd Film Festival.
    Glamour, parties, celebrities, beaches, yachts, red carpets, premieres, photocalls, and, uhm, movies?
    That doesn’t really sum up completely the whole shebang.
    A day-by-day account of what happened “over there” is more appropriate, don’t you agree?
    Lots of pictures ahead as well, so if your bandwidth/ISP can’t handle the epicness, I apologize for your failure.

    Episode I: The Sleep Deprivation Menace
    The following takes place between Thursday, May 14, and Sunday, May 17 2009.

    Thursday 14:
    The least interesting day to be honest.
    You already saw my last blog post before my departure.
    After that, it was time to take the TGV (I had barely packed my suitcase in time).


    I arrive in Cannes too late to get my badge (around 9PM) so I go home and prepare for the next day.
    Yeah I know, riveting story.

    Friday 15:
    Early wake-up call (6AM).
    There’s gonna be a lot of those during the 10 days.
    I go pick-up a friend at the train station and use that precious time to get my epic pass and Cannes bag containing everything relevant like the all-important official screenings guide and so on.


    Bonus point, a free Contrex Natural Mineral Water is included.
    Not that I’m on a diet or anything.

    I then head to the American Pavilion to get my own badge to go that afternoon to the one-on-one with Francis Ford Coppolla.

    Very interesting stuff is being said there, unfortunately I don’t have my notepad with me so can’t note down what the man is saying. If I find a review of the event though, I’ll post it here.
    Moving on to a few hours afterwards, I narrowly miss Michel Gondry’s new movie, l’Epine dans le Coeur.
    Around 8PM, I stand in line in the pouring rain to go see Park Chan-Wook’s Bak-Jwi, hopeful that I’ll be handed a last-minute ticket.

    And I am!
    I run inside the theatre despite the rain.
    My first movie in Cannes, and it’s great! Of course, not even close to Oldboy, but still a good movie (and one of the best this year).
    As for the actual cinema experience, pretty fun how it goes (at least regarding the Grand Palais/Théâtre Lumière).
    Basically in the cinema there’s projected onto the screen the live red carpet feed and you follow who enters. Once the crew arrives, no one else is allowed inside the theatre. Meanwhile, you still follow live their entrance as they arrive inside the theatre you’re in and a standing ovation occurs just before the movie.
    Then the following happens, and the movie begins.

    Once the movie ends, all bets are off as to what the public’s reaction will be.
    Fortunately for Chan-Wook this time around, everyone is won over by this beautiful vampire tale.
    And no, Twilight isn’t involved.
    By the time I get back to the apartment, it’s past 3AM. Time to get some sleep.

    Saturday 16:
    Not much is happening during the day as I’m mostly sleeping (no one woke me up!).
    Because of this, I miss what will become one of the most talked-about movie for the coveted Palme d’Or: Jacques Audiard’s A Prophet.
    I also miss Ang Lee’s Taking Woodstock.
    What I do not miss however, is the first of a series of private villa party.

    Yup, we successfully get inside the private Audiard party situated in a beautiful villa (with bonfires!) where loads of French TV personalities are present, as well as a completely drunk Edouard Baer (this year’s Cannes ceremony host), french-kissing everything that goes.

    I also cannot resist the free buffet.
    We were on the list for the Taking Woodstock party but ultimately didn’t go as the echos we had of the party weren’t good ones.
    The night is so young that the Audiard fiesta finishes around 4AM.

    Sunday 17:
    Again a long day begins.
    I hang out again most of my morning at the American Pavilion bar, which has a beautiful view on the beach.
    And by beautiful view on the beach, I mean it is on the beach.


    I then try to go see Taking Woodstock, but the passage is blocked because Agora’s crew is about to come out of the photo-call, meaning I’m gonna see Alejandro Amenábar and Rachel Weisz as they pass inches from me.
    I again miss Taking Woodstock unfortunately.
    Later that afternoon, I get to see Johnnie To’s Vengeance, starring non other than Johnny Haliday.
    I know it’s not really supposed to be a comedy, but man was that movie hilarious.
    After this funny little bit, I get tickets for Agora at the Grand Palais (out of competition).
    One of the movies I really want to see and I get tickets, yeah!

    I’ve heard lots of negative remarks about the movie. Personally, I loved it. It might be very long for some, but I didn’t look at my watch unlike certain people.
    The movie is first set in 390 A.D. in Alexandria (there are really two halves to this story, set several years apart). Even though the story is apparently focused on Weisz’s character, Hypatia (an atheist), the core of the movie comes from the clashes between the religions, and the bloody rise of Christianity. There is also some science in this, given that Hypathia is trying to understand how/why the world turns (more or less literally).
    If you find the story boring, at least you’ll be able to appreciate the magnificent decors and the jaw-dropping reconstruction of Alexandria.

    Given its length, and the fact that it started around 10:30PM, the movie ends pretty late, so we quickly go home via the last bus (1:45AM).

    End of Episode I.

    On Episode II of our Cannes journey, I will tell you all about Monday, containing some well-deserved sleep, Tuesday, with Pedro Almodóvar’s Broken Embraces, Lars von Trier’s Antichrist, and Marco Bellocchio’s Vincere, as well as Wednesday, with Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds.
    Both the movie, and the very-private party.


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    Long time no post!
    Cannes took all my time, sorry about that peeps.

    Anyway, lots of news while I was gone, not the least of which were the Upfronts.

    Although the various picks weren’t that surprising (save for a few), the various schedules on the other hand are mind-boggling.
    I’ll talk more about that another day (and the trailers for the new show).

    In the meantime, since I just exited Cannes, let’s see this year’s winners:

    Palme d’Or
    The White Ribbon by Michael Haneke

    Grand Prix
    A Prophet by Jacques Audiard

    Best Director
    Brillante Mendoza for Kinatay

    Jury prize
    Fish Tank by Andrea Arnold and Thirst by Park Chan-wook

    Best Actor
    Christoph Waltz for Inglourious Basterds

    Best Actress
    Charlotte Gainsbourg for Antichrist

    Best Screenplay
    Mei Feng for Spring Fever

    Clearly Isabelle “Dominatrix” Huppert ruled the jury when she decided to give Haneke (her director in La Pianiste) the Palme d’Or.
    Again, very happy for Christoph Waltz, he totally deserved the prize.
    Happy too for Gainsbourg, although I would have preferred Vincere’s Giovanna Mezzogiorno.

    Unfortunately I don’t have time right now, but I shall also talk more about my Cannes experience and the movies I saw (including Parnassus, Agora, and of course Inglourious Basterds) another day.


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    Yet again way too busy to make an epic post as usual.
    So, uhm…

    I’ll just post this great The Onion vid about the new Star Trek that comes out today:

    The movie is kind of way over-hyped but it’s still very entertaining and fun.

    If you’re interested in knowing what the frak is going on though with Nero and Spock, you pretty much need to read the prequel comic.
    If you’re not familiar (like at all) with the Trekverse, follow these advices!


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    If you’re a Star Trek noob like I was 6 months ago, or if you want a list of stuff to watch/know before the new movie, then this post is for you.

    Having seen the new movie, I think I can safely say here what you should be (re)watching before seeing the new Trek next week.

    For my pre-Trek marathon, I used as a loose guide Tor’s list of Star Trek epis you should see before the new movie.
    The problem with that list is basically the fact that it’s based upon trailers that came out months ago and rumors regarding the movie’s plot.
    I mostly agree with this list except for a few epis that are irrelevant for the new movie.

    Now, if you don’t really care at all about Star Trek, the characters, and just want to be entertained by the FX of the movie, then you obviously don’t need to know/watch everything in this article.

    For the people actually interested in what to watch before the new movie, here goes:

    The first things to know are the basics.
    Can you answer the following:
    Do you know what the difference between a Vulcan and Vulcan?
    What differentiates Vulcans from Romulans?
    What makes Spock so special?
    What is Starfleet and the Federation?

    If you can’t, then you definitely need to read the basic mythology components.
    You should try Memory Alpha, the greatest Star Trek wiki (used by Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman themselves) to brush off your Trek knowledge.


    As for an introduction to the Trekverse via the Original Series, check out the following epis:

    - Balance of Terror (1×08)
    The first time we actually see the Romulans in Trek as well as an introduction to what will be known as the Neutral Zone.
    The Menagerie, Parts I & II (1×15 & 1×16)
    This is the episode we get to first meet Captain Pike (played by Bruce Greenwood in the new movie). Although not that important for the new movie, it’s worth a watch just to see Pike, as well as see an Orion slave girl.
    Amok Time (2×05)
    This episode introduces us to some vital Vulcan culture components, like Vulcan sex.
    Journey to Babel (2×15)
    In which we first get to meet Spock’s parents, Sarek and Amanda. We also witness the special father/son/mother dynamic the three have.
    The Enterprise Incident (3×04)
    Here we gather more info on the Romulans and the Vulcans.

    For Bonus points you can try to see Klingon-related episodes such as Errand of Mercy (1×27), but the Klingon sub-plot will only be available when the new Trek movie comes out on DVD.

    If you still have some time left, try to watch the following TOS movies:
    - Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
    – Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
    – Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

    These are mainly for the purpose of getting to know a bit more about Spock and Sarek (especially the third film), and since it’s kind of a trilogy by itself, try to watch them all together.

    You can even try to watch the last TOS movie, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country to get some form of closure and move on to the rest of your marathon.

    Now that you’ve become familiar with TOS, time to get familiar with The Next Generation (TNG).

    I should point out here that, save for Sarek and Unification, most of the epis listed are here to get you going with the TNG crew to understand Nemesis, and therefore get a deeper understanding of the prequel comic for the new movie.


    The show takes place roughly a century after TOS in a universe where the Klingons are allies of the Federation but Romulans are still enemies.
    Keep in mind that the technology has vastly evolved for everyone (except for Spandex).

    - Encounter at Farpoint (1×01 & 1×02)
    First and foremost, obviously, the 2-parter that introduces us to the crew of the USS Enterprise. Although not that important regarding the current continuity, it is still interesting to meet a new crew, and if you only stick to the epis listed here, it’ll give you at least some sense of backstory regarding the characters that will be somewhat heavily featured in the prequel comic.
    Sarek (3×23)
    This episode tries to link TOS to TNG by introducing an important character in Spock’s life: his father. Although in the theatrical version of the new movie Sarek doesn’t have that big of a role, he will in the extended version of the movie, so be prepared! The episode also concludes the diplomatic storyline from the TOS episode Journey to Babel.
    Unification, Parts I & II (5×07 & 5×08)
    Arguably one of, if not the, most important episode on this list that sets-up Spock’s future actions in the prequel comic and the new movie. 24th-century Spock is indeed heavily featured in both, continuing his quest to try to reunite both the Romulans and the Vulcans.

    Also, if you want to understand why Shatner isn’t in the new movie, see the 7th Trek movie: Star Trek Generations.

    Moving on to the final piece of Trek story before the prequel, we arrive at what has been known as the worst Trek film ever, Star Trek Nemesis.
    This movie is not important at all regarding the new movie, but, like I said, if you want to get a deeper understanding of what happens in the prequel comic, you should watch it (especially the second half) and see what happens to the various TNG characters at the end.

    Wow, that was a long watch list.
    Still with me?

    Since you have now gathered tons of info on the Trekverse and its characters, time to move forward to the new Star Trek movie, and its prequel: Star Trek Countdown.
    Just by looking at the cover you can see why I made you watch all those TNG episodes:

    The comic picks up roughly 20 years after the events of Unification and 10 years after Nemesis, connecting the TNG characters to Spock and Nero (the bad guy of the new movie).

    Spock continues his quest for peace with Nero but things go very wrong, very fast.
    The story is pretty simple but some major stuff happens there that you must see.

    Although what happens in the comic (Nero’s motivation for what he’s doing) is very roughly explained in the actual movie (in less than a minute), a lot was skipped (basically everything regarding 24th-century Spock), so you should definitely try to check out the comic before seeing the new Star Trek movie.
    Also, the movie begins exactly where the comic ends.
    So, pretty cool.

    If you can’t get your hands on the actual 4-parter, Memory Alpha has detailed summaries for all four parts.

    Well, looks like you’re all prepared to see the movie and enjoy its fine details.
    Of course, there are loads of reference to various Star Trek episodes not listed here, but this list was compiled just to give you a broad understanding of the Trekverse and its characters so that you could enjoy the new movie’s storyline at its fullest (or close to).

    If you wish, once you’ve seen it, or now if you want to get spoiled, you can read my Star Trek review.

    Enjoy the movie.


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    ABCannes

    by Alex on April 23, 2009

    in Entertainment Talk,News,TV Analysis

    The busy week continues for me but at least I have time to post for you guys the several news of today, most of them having to do with ABC.

    First, early pick-ups for the network.
    The list doesn’t seem that surprising: Obviously Lost (for its final season), Grey’s Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Brothers & Sisters, Private Practice, and Ugly Betty.

    Nothing about the new shows though (The Unusuals, Better Off Ted, Castle and In the Motherhood), as well as Scrubs (most likely the last season anyway).

    ABC will also be showing a preview of next season’s Flash Forward series next week during the Lost episode.
    I loved the pilot script back then, so I’m anxious to find out how it looks like on the screen.
    My guess is, they’ll show the freeway sequence.

    In movie news, the Cannes line-up was announced today:

    OPENER
    “Up,” U.S., Pete Docter, Bob Peterson

    CLOSER
    “Coco Chanel & Igor Stravinsky,” France, Jan Kounen

    IN COMPETITION
    “Bright Star,” Australia-U.K.-France, Jane Campion
    “Spring Fever,” China-France, Lou Ye
    “Antichrist,” Denmark-Sweden-France-Italy, Lars von Trier
    “Enter the Void,” France, Gaspar Noe
    “Face,” France-Taiwan-Netherlands-Belgium, Tsai Ming-liang
    “Les Herbes folles,” France-Italy, Alain Resnais
    “In the Beginning,” France, Xavier Giannoli
    “A Prophet,” France, Jacques Audiard
    “The White Ribbon,” Germany-Austria-France, Michael Haneke
    “Vengeance,” Hong Kong-France-U.S., Johnnie To
    “The Time That Remains,” Israel-France-Belgium-Italy, Elia Suleiman
    “Vincere,” Italy-France, Marco Bellocchio
    “Kinatay,” Philippines, Brillante Mendoza
    “Thirst,” South Korea-U.S., Park Chan-wook
    “Broken Embraces,” Spain, Pedro Almodovar
    “Map of the Sounds of Tokyo,” Spain, Isabel Coixet
    “Fish Tank,” U.K.-Netherlands, Andrea Arnold
    “Looking for Eric,” U.K.-France-Belgium-Italy, Ken Loach
    “Inglourious Basterds,” U.S., Quentin Tarantino
    “Taking Woodstock,” U.S., Ang Lee

    OUT OF COMPETITION
    “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus,” Canada-France, Terry Gilliam
    “The Army of Crime,” France, Robert Guediguian
    “Agora,” Spain, Alejandro Amenabar

    MIDNIGHT SCREENINGS
    “A Town Called Panic,” Belgium, Stephane Aubier, Vincent Patar
    “Ne te retourne pas,” France-Belgium-Luxembourg-Italy, Marina de Van
    “Drag Me to Hell,” U.S., Sam Raimi

    SPECIAL SCREENINGS
    “Petition,” China, Zhao Liang
    “L’epine dans le coeur,” France, Michel Gondry
    “Min ye,” France-Mali, Souleyumane Cisse
    “Jaffa,” Israel-France-Germany, Keren Yedaya
    “Manila,” Philippines, Adolfo Alix Jr., Raya Martin
    “My Neighbor, My Killer,” U.S., Anne Aghion

    UN CERTAIN REGARD
    “Samson & Delilah,” Australia, Warwick Thornton
    “Adrift,” Brazil, Heitor Dhalia
    “The Wind Journeys,” Colombia, Ciro Guerra
    “Demain des l’aube,” France, Denis Dercourt
    “Irene,” France, Alain Cavalier
    “Air Doll,” Japan, Hirokazu Kore-eda
    “Independance,” Philippines-France-Germany, Raya Martin
    “Le Pere de mes enfants,” France-Germany, Mia Hansen-Love
    “Dogtooth,” Greece, Yorgos Lanthimos
    “Nobody Knows About the Persian Cats,” Iran, Bahman Ghobadi
    “Eyes Wide Open,” Israel, Haim Tabakman
    “Mother,” South Korea, Bong Joon-ho
    “The Silent Army,” Netherlands, Jean van de Velde
    “To Die Like a Man,” Portugal, Joao Pedro Rodrigues
    “Police, Adjective,” Romania, Corneliu Porumboiu
    “Tales from the Golden Age,” Romania, Hanno Hofer, Razvan Marculescu, Cristian Mungiu, Constantin Popescu, Ioana Uricaru
    “Tale in the Darkness,” Russia, Nikolay Khomeriki
    “Tzar,” Russia-France, Pavel Lounguine
    “Nymph,” Thailand, Pen-ek Ratanaruang
    “Precious,” U.S., Lee Daniels

    FEATURE FILM JURY
    Isabelle Huppert (president), actress, France
    Asia Argento, actress, director, screenwriter, Italy
    Nuri Bilge Ceylan, director, screenwriter, actor, Turkey
    Lee Chang-dong, director, author, screenwriter, South Korea
    James Gray, director, screenwriter, U.S.
    Hanif Kureishi, author, screenwriter, U.K.
    Shu Qi, actress, Taiwan
    Robin Wright Penn, actress, U.S.

    LA CINEFONDATION AND SHORT FILM JURY
    John Boorman (president), director, author, producer, U.K.
    Bertrand Bonello, director, France
    Ferid Boughedir, director, Tunisia
    Leonor Silveira, actress, Portugal
    Zhang Ziyi, actress, China

    Maybe I’ll finally be able to go.


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