The Middleman

On Friday evening was a round-table at Meltdown Comics featuring some of the greatest minds behind the best genre TV series currently on the air.
The panel was hosted by Sax Carr & Tim Powers and entitled ‘Writing for Genre Television.‘
It was comprised of the following awesome people:
Amy Berg
Josh Friedman
Bob Goodman
Javier Grillo-Marxuach
Deric A. Hughes
Ashley Miller
Benjamin Rabb
Laura Valdivia

Since there wasn’t much to do on a Friday afternoon, I decided to come to Meltdown Comics way earlier.
Turns out, that was pretty pointless, though I did buy a couple of comics and graphic novels.
Anyhow, once it was finally time to sit down into the Meltdown Gallery, it quickly became clear that we were going to wait some more as Josh Friedman hadn’t yet arrived.
Fortunately for everyone already present (and especially Javier’s appetite), a deliciously disgusting food truck was present on the scene of the crime.

And once everyone was ready, it was time to shine.
The panel was very fun and informative with a lot of awesome writing advice.
Probably (one of) the greatest and most memorable was undoubtedly Ashley Miller’s three rules every writer should abide to:
1) Write every day.
2) If you can’t write, read.
3) Finish things.

Javier had his own version of these same rules:
1) Write every day.
2) If you can’t write, read.
3) If you can’t read or write, then you’re illiterate.

A few writing debates were raised throughout the night.
The first was about the (non)inclusion of inside jokes into a genre show.
Josh Friedman apparently got mad one day after one of the writers snuck the name of a fan inside a script.
Why?
Constructing a believable genre world takes a lot of time and credibility, which can be instantly ruined by a mere ‘wink’ to the audience. This is tantamount to breaching the fourth wall.
It’s however a totally different thing if the in-jokes are part of the world itself and pop-culture talk is relevant to the characters (the example given was that of two characters talking about red shirts on Warehouse 13).

You are also doing something very wrong if you are stating the obvious in your dialogue.
If someone says either “Listen. Everybody knows that…” or “Now let me get this straight…”, rethink your entire scene. Josh also said the same about someone reading a case-file (therefore listing a person’s background to the audience).

Then came the delicate subject of killing off (regular) characters.
Sax Carr kind of wrongfully used Doyle’s death in Angel as an example of a gutsy move to kill a main cast member so early on in a series. Though that was quickly proven to be a bad choice as Doyle was in reality killed for practical (read: on-set) reasons, not creative ones. The point is that certain decisions made by writers are not always made solely for the sake of the story. They can also be done because of contractual or even personal obligations.
Another on-screen death discussed was Derek Reese being (randomly) killed by a Terminator (in The Sarah Connor Chronicles). In my mind, this still represents one of the greatest and balsiest deaths on a TV series.
If you’ll recall the episode in question, Brian Austin Green’s character was swiftly killed in action by a Terminator. No dramatic music, no smash cut to black, no heroic sacrifice. Just one minute he’s there, and the next he’s gone.
And we move on.
This is exactly why this death is so memorable. As explained by Josh himself, Derek was a soldier, and not all soldier die in the glory of battle. Derek knew he was going to die at some point and he accepted that.
If anything, his death made the world even more real.
Unsurprisingly, this gutsy decision had to be battled for by the writing staff (which even before that had a debate about it amongst themselves, raging for weeks).
The writers on the panel did tend to agree though that now act breaks and cliffhangers are not really about ‘life or death’ situations, rather about personal character stakes (see Breaking Bad).

This doesn’t bring me to the next topic, but I’ll talk about it anyways: anciliary online materials during the hiatus of a show, such as ARGs or webisodes. Is it becoming an obligation?
There again, the consensus seemed to be that it was a two-way street. The networks want it, and the writers love it. It’s just a question of finding the right balance between the two needs.
It is also difficult to make the ‘extra-curricular’ content canon. Case in point with The Lost Experience. Javier talked about his experience crafting, arguably, the best TV ARG made and how, even though the story explained the true meaning of Lost’s numbers, fans just wouldn’t accept this as an answer.

The panel continued with a question about the zombie (sub)genre and if there is anything left to tell in it.
The bottom line of the discussion that followed was this: Regardless of the genre you want to work on, your story needs to be about something. You can’t say “my story is about vampires,” but maybe it’s more a coming-of-age story? (akin to Jessica in True Blood) It is also not because you’re introducing X or Y into the pot that you’re “elevating” the genre, that’s just ridiculous.
If the allegory works then go for it, but you shouldn’t start a project just to use a creature.

Last but not least, there was also some talk about…exposition.
I know, it’s a pain for us all.
Exposition can sometimes be delivered successfully by actors, but everyone agrees that it is best not to write an expository scene or dialogue. Rather, do both exposition and character at the same time. Every scene in your script should hold more than one piece of information.
On the same line of thought, Javier added that every scene and every story can potentially be brought back to the same basic rhythm of three (beginning, middle, end). He used as an example an early scene in Saving Private Ryan that used the same principle as a joke (set-up, development, pay-off) but wasn’t necessarily one to begin with.
If a scene isn’t working, maybe that’s one of the reasons.

So there you have it.
I’m sure there’s a lot I didn’t put down here, so once a video of the event is online, I’ll be sure to edit it in.
Until then, happy writing.


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Just as Yom Kippur ends, I find out someone has posted the following comment regarding my “Fringe is unoriginal” post:

If you honestly think that your stupid post will steer people away from watching Fringe, YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN! Grow up, asshole!

Okay, my cover has been blown: I’m an immature asshole.

Indeed, I’m really bitter about being rejected from the Fringe writing staff so I decided to write a two-parter out of pure spite.
That’s basically the same reason why Jon Stewart decided to bash CNBC. The network had rejected him the year prior from being their new spokesperson.

I acknowledge that Sliders and the Kromaggs are pure inventions of mine that I retroactively created after seeing the Fringe Season Two premiere.
I went back in time impersonating both Tracy Tormé and David Peckinpah, and later went on to get that “parallel universe show” made, with all the while in the back of my mind this vague idea that, a decade later, I would post on some semi-obscure blog how this awkwardly-named series Fringe looks so much like a poor man’s Sliders.

So, yeah, I agree with you that I’m an asshole for showing the many ways something pretending to “revolutionize a genre” or be “original” actually is not.

Secondly, I also admit that I was angling for people to stop watching Fringe altogether after reading my post.
Not to be an egomaniac on top of being an asshole, but it’s pretty obvious everyone follows my advices.

If we take a look at what happened in the past year:
- The Middleman ended its second season with ground-breaking ratings;
- Stephen Colbert was named president both in the Marvel universe and our actual universe;
- The Jay Leno Show got taken off the air a week before it premiered;
- The MacGruber movie was never made;
- And, just recently, Flight of the Conchords and Breaking Bad won Emmys for being the best shows in their categories.

Though, for the record, I wasn’t asking anyone to stop watching Fringe. I was merely pointing out the awkward similitude the show has with another science-fiction series dating back to the mid-90s.

Mea culpa.


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Part 3 of 9

    Today, we shall deal with the craziest, most pointless and/or shocking stuff from the past year.
    And all that illustrated by magnificent videos.

    If this was in a Colbert segment, it would probably be in:

    Incidentally, Stephen Colbert became the President in the Marvel universe.
    I’m pretty sure he won thanks to this campaign video:

    Going back to the various vids on here, the first one posted here was from the now-deceased show Middleman:

    Let’s not forget another epic video, one of my favorite Psych moment from the episode American Duos:

    Regarding movies, we’ve also seen some hilarious parodies, like this “Saturday Morning” cartoon version of Watchmen:

    There was as well this “West Side Story meets the WGA strike” parody:


    And studio mockery:

    We uncovered the truth about the Disney movies (lazy people!):

    Some other strange stuff was as well “uncovered”:
    On the more serious side of things, there was one the scariest polls ever last November:

    Almost 60% of the polled agreed that “the people who run the TV networks and the major movie studios do not share the religious and moral values of most Americans.“
    48% think there is an “organized campaign by Hollywood and the national media to weaken the influence of religious values in this country.“
    49% agree with the statement that “the U.S. is becoming too tolerant in its acceptance of different ideas and lifestyles.“
    38% of the people who answered the poll agreed that books containing “dangerous ideas” should be banned from libraries.
    The same number of people disagree that “censoring books is an old-fashioned idea.”

    There was also a pretty hilarious quote from NBC’s Ben Silverman in this year’s Upfronts:

    We are thrilled to be announcing such an awesome slate of new series that build on our existing quality brand and deliver emotional, human stories.

    Classic.

    And finally, some musical component to all that, with this sublime John Williams acapella tribute:

    Hopefully we’ll get more fun stuff in the coming months.
    The playback continues tomorrow with the greatest posts.


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    Part 2 of 9

      First post of the birthday week.
      This might feel to some like one of those sitcom epis with clip shows of the best moments because writers have become lazy.
      Don’t worry though, this is just a blog taking a look back at a year’s worth of random posts, because I’m lazy.

      Like J.D. said:


      I know I’d love to forget all the [things] that have happened to me. But unfortunately I keep replaying them in my head like some clip show from a bad sitcom too lazy to come up with a fresh story.

      So much incredible stuff happened in the past year…

      Let’s get started with TV.
      This year has been marked by crazy actions on this side of the biz.
      From CBS to FOX or HBO, we’ve seen some pretty incredible stuff.
      Most of all, there was some serious NBC talk thanks to Dumb and Dumber’s stupid moves, especially moving Leno to the 10PM slot, Mondays thru Fridays.
      You can bet I’ll be talking about this more in Wednesday’s post.

      Equally as mind-boggling was SciFi’s atrocious name-change planned for July (SyFy? Really?):

      Let me get this straight.
      You want to change everything from your logo to your slogan, and from the brand to your core audience (you know, the one that made you what you are now). And do all that for absolutely no reason at all (given the channel’s top-10 network status)?

      Syfyllis is still a serious condition and just plain dumb.
      One very recent Twitter justification was equally as spastic (is that what the cool kids are calling it these days?):

      If it’s such a good time for sci fi, why change your network name to SyFy?
      To differentiate our brand in an increasingly competitive category where we’re competing in more countries and on a growing number of platforms. For instance, type “scifi” into Hulu search and you won’t get any results from our shows on the first page. Just one example of many.

      Continuing on the TV side of things, we’ve seen our fair share of TV Shows throughout the year, including an interview I did with Lost’s Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse.
      Some shows were unfortunately cancelled, like The Middleman (my favorite from last summer), others surprisingly not, like Dollhouse. Others meanwhile were fortunately renewed, such as Leverage.
      There was also an introduction to this new little ABC show called Flash Forward (now renamed FlashForward, following the author’s original wish).

      We talked a bit as well about the Arrested Development movie that shouldn’t come out for another year or two.
      In the meantime, you should check out the awesome Arrested Developement documentary (yes there is one) when it comes out (2009?).

      Perfect segue to the movie front of the year, which had a lot of…interesting happenings (besides Cannes).
      Watchmen was probably the most talked-about film here, followed closely by Star Trek.
      Speaking of, Warner Bros. just loved my posting of the epic Watchmen opening sequence and asked Blogger to delete my post with no warning.
      Like I said at the time:

      I’m not going to post the sequence again for the sake of it, but suffice to say that I’m quite disappointed by the behind-my-back actions taken.
      I also find quite ridiculous that said actions were done in the name of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, let alone the crusade against people posting the opening Watchmen sequence.
      Are they afraid people will find it is so awesome they decide not to go watch the rest of the movie?
      Even yU+Co was forced to take it down, even though it’s their own company that made the titles.
      Quite ridiculous indeed.

      Another Watchmen scandal was with its ending.
      Squid or no Squid? I asked back in November.
      You should know by now the answer (spoiler alert: it’s not like in the graphic novel).
      Let’s not forget as well the FOX versus WB case regarding the movie’s rights.
      Ultimately, and unsurprisingly, they settled.
      No harm done.

      What is however a harm (to my brain) are phenomenons such as that Twilight thing.
      Remakes of remakes were as well discussed.
      And I almost forgot to talk about all the game adaptations, like Monopoly, and Clue.
      Where is the originality?
      Here it is:
      The big talk of upcoming 2009 films must be James Cameron’s Avatar.
      You know, the movie I’m saying will revolutionize 3-D.
      This is like my own personal TOLDJA! moment regarding 3-D (and Avatar):

      Sound was introduced in 1927.
      Color was introduced in 1938.
      3-D will be introduced in 2009.

      I think I called it.

      Continuing on the entertainment industry…
      We’ve seen our fair share of (not-that-funny) award shows this year, from the Golden Globes to the Oscars.
      This year might prove different with either Neil Patrick Harris or Craig Ferguson hosting the Emmys.
      That’s epicness right here.

      Moving on, there was a lot of talk about technology.
      From the floppy disk to Twitter (who had even heard of Twitter a year ago?).
      Some talk around the future of entertainment, especially television, has as well been present throughout the year.
      Whether it is via Strike.TV in last August, or more re
      cently Hulu, with its financial investments.
      Yet again, we’ll talk more about this on Friday’s post thanks to a couple of new articles regarding rebranding (SyFy) and broadcast future (NBC and CBS specifically).

      Finally, there were changes in the political landscape this year, with the arrival of a new President and the departure of another.
      Shifts in the economy as well were felt. Both in the TV industry and elsewhere.
      And to finish us off, we shall mention this Lego man, who didn’t after all go on I’m a “Celebrity” (sarcasm quotes not included in original title).

      Incredible postings aside, this year was riveting.
      More to come tomorrow.


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      As promised, here is my follow-up article to my previous Four Reasons why Dollhouse might be Renewed. Unfortunately, the sad truth is that Whedon’s Dollhouse is going to be gone soon, and there’s nothing we can do about it.
      Okay, that may not exactly be what is going to happen, but if we’re facing the harsh and bitter reality, FOX, the “notoriously-fickle” network, is often going one-way with shows that are not instant hits.
      It’s hard, but here are four reasons why I believe Dollhouse will get cancelled.

      Reason 1 : Ratings The most obvious reason on this list: ratings are bad, real bad. Only 3.6 million viewers tuned in last Friday, the same numbers as for The Sarah Connor Chronicles season (series?) finale. The rest is pretty much straightforward: in the conventional TV world, bad ratings mean no renewal. And if you’re thinking of a pity renewal just there, Dollhouse as of yet still does not have as strong a following as Firefly has, so a pity renewal has yet to be seen regarding fanbase. Though the numbers have been steady, they are, at the end of the day, very weak, and weak is not good.

      Reason 2 : Death Slot This reason is quite self-explanatory. It’s no secret that Friday is also known as the death slot. Movies open on Fridays, people like to go out on Friday nights, almost no one is left to watch some TV. And when you combine Friday night with FOX, you get cancellation. Take a look at the 20 shows that were in this same death slot and were subsequently cancelled in the last 10 years, or just ask Firefly and Wonderfalls. Friday nights on FOX have always been the place where shows go to die in pain. Also, Tim Minear is producing the show, and we all know that Fox and Minear do not compute.

      Reason 3 : Slow on the Uptale Last time we were here discussing in length the Dollhouse, I was talking about something I called the “Fourth Media Dilemma”. Picking up for a second season Dollhouse, despite its atrocious ratings and FOX’s precedents regarding the death slot, would mean in some way recognizing the (good) iTunes and Hulu numbers of the show, and therefore officially giving some power to the Internet, or at least acknowledging it. I doubt FOX execs have the balls to give some credit to the Internet just yet and basically vet the Fourth Media in relation to a TV show’s fate. TV execs are known to be “slow on the uptake”, or at the very least having a hard time acknowledging new technologies and new forms of content. This is basically no different, if not greater than that. A renewal would mean showing faith in iTunes sales, and this is a one-way leap of faith. Is FOX really ready to take that step?

      Reason 4 : Direct-to-DVD Last Thursday was announced that the “real” first (and only?) season finale of Dollhouse would only be available on DVD and not be shown on FOX, à la Middleman (although there the finale wasn’t actually produced, albeit available only in comic-book format). The official reason behind such a move is because FOX has already fulfilled its 13-episode order via the pilot’s reshooting. Tim Minear explained this better:

      Because we scrapped the original pilot — and in fact cannibalized some of its parts for other eps — we really ended up with 12 episodes. But the studio makes DVD and other deals based on the original 13 number. So we created a standalone kind of coda episode. Which is the mythical new episode 13. The network had already paid for 13 episodes, and this included the one they agreed to let us scrap for parts. It does not include the one we made to bring the number back up to 13 for the studio side and its obligations.

      If you believe in the show getting renewed, you’re going to show what looks like the best episode of the series and show it to the world as soon as you can.
      If you don’t, on the other hand, no point in wasting your precious broadcast time for a dead show walking.
      You’ve gotta admit though that FOX not even bothering to broadcast the final episode shows a certain lack of trust in Dollhouse’s future to say the least.
      Ultimately, my previous “renewal” reasons are still valid, and, depending on your dubiousness, you can side either way on Dollhouse’s fate.
      Hope is still not lost, and FOX might still have the balls to renew Dollhouse (and The Sarah Connor Chronicles for that matter).
      Like always: Watch, Wait, and See.


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