Since Barack Obama is about to be President in a couple of months, according to solid intel:
A) He is either going to be killed
B) A nuke will go off in Valencia
and/or
C) A comet is going to collide with us very soon
Thank God I have that underground bunker I won the other day during a poker game.
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