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The Cabin in the Woods (Script) – Review

I just finished reading Joss Whedon/Drew Goddard’s Cabin in the Woods, described by Wheddon himself as “the horror movie to end all horror movies”.

I don’t know to what extent I agree with that statement and basically to what extent I enjoyed the script/movie.

I wasn’t under-whelmed, but I wasn’t over-whelmed either.

The characters are definitely well-written, well introduced (so is the story for that matter), and the dialogue is sharp and witty.

I loved the white-collar characters of Richard Sitterson and Steve Hadley played respectively by Richard Jenkins and Bradley Whitford.
Definitely great casting choices.

I highly doubt that IMDb has the correct names associated with the actors. Fran Kranz is most likely not going to play Curt, unless he becomes your stereotypical football player overnight (could still happen though).

It should be noted there are no “twist” to the movie, at least not the way one might think.
This is not The Sixth Sense where at the end you have some epic revelation that changes the scope of the movie and makes you re-evaluate every scene prior.

The only twist here is the genre-twist, and it is pretty straight-forward.
You kind of get what is going on behind the scenes in the first 30 or so pages.

It is therefore not really a spoiler when describing Cabin as The Evil Dead/The Hills Have Eyes meets The Truman Show.

There’s a superior level to that whole “Truman Show” part though which I won’t spoil.

I was actually expecting more regarding said twist/superior level, like a final reveal that changes my whole perception of the story, but that unfortunately didn’t happen.
It looked more like that Neo/Architect scene at the end of The Matrix Reloaded than anything for that matter (without the plot twists).

I don’t really know how to take the end, if I like it or not.
It certainly is reminiscent of other Goddard endings though, so I won’t comment further.

There are also a few open questions and some inconsistencies regarding the rules set-out by the movie/story itself, so that was weird.
Overall, suspension of disbelief is required but no more than for your average Buffy or Angel episode.

Suffice it to say that the movie will definitely be R-Rated as some of the deaths are grueling at best.

Brendon Connelly over at Slash Films says the end is a range of horror movie clichés, but I disagree here as I didn’t see much reference, if at all.
Having a zombie in a movie doesn’t mean it’s a reference to any of those movies. So the same goes for the end of Cabin.
The cabin deaths on the other hand, I can see how they could be considered references (for some at least).

I also disagree with him on how he compares Cabin to Scream, saying that the former tries to be like the latter: pioneer a new line of horror films.
I didn’t get at all that feeling.
If anything, it’s a movie that doesn’t take itself too seriously.

The final product will most likely be a fun 90-minute ride, like Cloverfield was, but there certainly isn’t a revolution of genre here.

Why Heroes should not set an end date

I came across last night an article over at THR Feed about reasons why Heroes should set an end date.

NBC has been playing with the idea for some time now it seems and James Hibberd has listed on his blog a few reasons why Heroes should indeed set an end date.

I don’t think so at all.

Oh, don’t get me wrong, I don’t “love” (nor “hate”) Heroes or whatever. I was a casual fan back in Season One but this quickly faded away when Season Two arrived.
I’m not against ending the show ASAP, but the idea of an end date actually helping Heroes achieve awesomeness is ludicrous.
It is clearly not the right solution at all.
And like Blogette did a few weeks back regarding io9’s 63 Reasons To Give Heroes One More Chance, I am here today to disprove the various reasons given why Heroes should set an end date.

Let’s get it on, shall we?

I first wanted to point out a funny little thing at the beginning of said article:

But overall “Heroes” has fallen short of the standard set by genre competitors like “24” and its own first season.

I love how 24 is described as a genre show, let alone compared to Heroes‘. And that means Science Fiction/Fantasy.
What I found even more funny (or sad) is that I (kinda) agree with that statement. I didn’t find shocking at all describing 24 as a Sci Fi show. I might have had problems with that a few years back, but once you have a world-wide known African dictator taking hostage the President by passing through a hole leading directly to the White House that is filled with lasers instead of concrete, well…
You get the picture.
I disagree though on the fact that 24 is currently a “genre standard”. I honestly cannot name one good Sci Fi show on TV right now except maybe Lost (and even there, the current season has its ups and downs).

But I digress.
Back to the end date stuff.

James Hibberd argues that setting an end date will mainly do three things:
– Increase creativity
– Increase demand/ratings
– “Dignify” the death of a doomed show

Let’s see them one at a time.

The first statement is my biggest problem, and what I’m about to argue is probably my biggest concern regarding how “mythological” shows are currently viewed.

Hibberd is basically saying that an end date will boost creativity, like it did with Lost, The Shield, and Battlestar Galactica.

Once the end was in sight for “Lost,” “Battlestar” and “Shield,” writers confidently drove the story and even reached a pivotal event earlier than fans expected — getting off the island, the fleet finding Earth, Vic Mackey losing his job — then surprised audiences by moving toward a different conclusion than what long had been expected.

To begin with, let’s see what we are really talking about here.

As I’ve often stated, Battlestar Galactica is the epitome of retcon.
I’ve been arguing with my friends since Season 3 (basically ever since it was blatantly obvious – at least for me -) how BS the mythos in BSG really is, and that continuing to think that there is a grand plan is foolish.
You can basically see two different trends in the show, each encompassing two seasons.
At one point there seemed to be a coherent mythology with the 12 Cylons et al. (remember “They Have a Plan”?), and then Season 3 happened and all hell broke loose.
The revelation of the Final Four showed to the world the crippled backbone of the show and how weak (if not non-existant) the mythology actually was.
RDM admitted himself that they didn’t have the Final Four idea until Season 3 and Elen wasn’t really confirmed for them as the Fifth Cylon until a few episodes before the revelation itself.
Long story short, the whole thing negated two years of great television and mythology, as the answers were incoherent with the info given previously. From there on out, things went from bad to worse.

On the other hand we have Lost.
Like I also have stated, I don’t think we’ll be able to judge how thought out the mythology actually was until we get the actual answers (regarding for instance the Statue, Adam & Eve, and of course the Monster). Season 5 showed us they had no real intention of telling Rousseau’s backstory and the Bentham episode was downright disappointing. Nonetheless, I still strongly believe some of the mythology was there from day one, if not from at least Season Two (the Island’s properties, the Monster again, etc.).

But to be honest, none of this matters at all. Because it is not and was not the end date that pushed their creativity. BSG for a couple of seasons now doesn’t have the high standards it had during its first seasons. One could argue the same about the current season of Lost.
Even though I agree that the end date pushed them to answer stuff and move the story at a much quicker pace, the journey is what is important not the end.

Now how does all that relate to Heroes?
Well it doesn’t.
At least not directly.

Heroes has never had, and most likely never will have, a true “bible”, a real mythological backbone over-arching the entire show.
Unlike with BSG, Heroes‘ creator Tim Kring was honest about that fact from day one.
As Kring put it himself:

As soon as you lock yourself into an idea that can’t be changed, you start writing towards that. Twenty-two hours of television a year is a very, very large monster that needs to be fed and you can eat your way through story very quickly if you know exactly where things are going. But no, the mythology of the show, we are hoping, does not take over.

Since then, Kring has tried to write a pseudo-series bible after Season Two (better late than never right?), even though it doesn’t seem to show at all on screen.
Ironically, Heroes has been recycling the same storyline for 4 Volumes now.
There is no “conclusion” in sight as Hibberd posts since in Heroes the storyline drag on forever.
I have faith in Bryan Fuller to rock the boat straight, but even then, it is highly unlikely that there will ever be a central question or mystery for the show to wrap its arms around.

On to the second statement, regarding increase in ratings and demand.

Fewer episodes would theoretically up the ratings and boost Heroes back to life.

Heavily serialized dramas tend to peak early, then lose viewers each year. We can’t know for sure that setting an end date helps because nobody knows what “Lost” and the other shows would have rated had they not decided to plan a series finale in advance.

That is quite wrong actually.
We kind of know the ratings of Lost without a series finale date. Just take a look at the ratings for the first half of Season 3 (right before the end-date deal was made). Stranger in a Strange Land, admittedly the weakest episode of the entire show, and the prime example of what the show would have b
een like without an end in sight (ipse dixit Lindelof), had about 13 million viewers, with a season average of about 13.7 million.

Over at Heroes, that average was not for the third season (currently at about 8 million), but for the first season itself!
The ratings have sharply decreased for Heroes since, stabling at around 8 million. Lost obviously doesn’t have its Season One ratings, but nonetheless holds strong at around 11 million; not bad at all considering all the time travel and sci-fi on the show.

So, no, an end date doesn’t at all increase demand nor ratings. At best it only stabilizes them, but only if you have something worth the wait.

Lost has a payoff in sight, Heroes doesn’t, because it doesn’t have anything to pay off. There isn’t anything to resolve.
An end date is not going to change that, it could make matters worse actually as people might stop watching altogether, waiting for the end if and only if they hear the show finally makes sense again.
Unlikely, don’t you think?

At any rate, if a rating increase is expected, the show should either better its writing, or at least have a better lead-in (Day One or Chuck?).

And last but not least, we have the third main argument: death with dignity.

Killing of the writers’ own free will the show would surely help them refocus the story and end with a bang, right?

What does ending “Heroes” mean? You can pick a dozen plot questions and character threads raised during the past few years. But at least having an end date would force writers to choose one, or even decide a whole new one, figure out what the show is about and give “Heroes” a shot to finish on a strong note.

I doubt that actually.
The stories have been so stretched out and re-used, I don’t see how anything can link back to a single major plot point, let alone character threads.

The only semi-coherent character thread on the show would be Sylar searching his dad for ages. And by ages, I mean like 3 Volumes, not decades (even though it feels like it). This story has been killed, brought back to life, and then again strangled to death only to be resurrected another time. He found his dad the other night, now what? Back to mommy?

The other characters as well do not really seem to make sense, never learning the lessons of their actions. The strong archetypes from Season One are long gone.
Only maybe Noah Bennet is savable, but his latest centric episode was a letdown (his first “real” episode since the great Company Man).

Bryan Fuller joining the show is of course a good thing though, and I’m optimistic that he will help the show, making the story whole again.
This week’s episode was a (small) improvement to the previous ones, and I will definitely stick around at least until the season finale.

But an infected leg is too late to save, and has to be cut out.
Can the same be said about Heroes?
An ultimatum to get the ball rolling is not going to change that.

Setting an end date for a non-mythological show with poor ratings is just a plain bad idea.

Watchmen – Review

I got to see last night a showing of the long-awaited Watchmen movie by Zack Snyder.

Unfortunately, there is no IMAX over here so I had to see it in a shitty movie theatre with an awful screen, horrendous sound and since it was packed, I had a lousy seat at the back. Given the fact that the screen was extremely small already, this didn’t help at all.

I almost fell asleep halfway through, although that might have been because I was tired.

Spoilers galore, so beware.

The acting wasn’t bad at all, even though none of them had no real ground-breaking material to act. I still think Jeffrey Dean Morgan’s Comedian is above the rest.
Matthew Goode’s Ozymandias was also good.
The forced Batman-style voice by Rorschach is truly painful to hear though.

The sex scene in Archie between Silk Spectre II and Nite Owl II was really bad I thought.
It was described as “classy” by the actors but the scene just felt gratuitous and utterly ridiculous. The actors over-acted the actual sex scene and then there was a bad version of Hallelujah (not this one) playing over it. Literally.

Continuing on the music side of things, the soundtrack was described as revolutionary and fitting, but, well…
I’ll just use one word: cliché.

There’s the Hallelujah song of course, yet that’s far from the only example.
We also have the Ride Of The Valkyries playing over the Vietnam war sequence. Yes, seriously.
And there’s also The Sound of Silence for the funeral scene.

Let’s not forget All Along the Watchtower.
Its use was heavily borrowed from the end of Battlestar Galactica‘s Season 3, to say the least.
Think Mars instead of Earth and you get the picture.
The shot may somewhat be in the graphic novel, but the way it was handled in the movie suggest rip-off to me.

All in all, far from revolutionary music choices and not really inspired.

I also thought the score was underwhelming at best. Not much of an effort on Tyler Bates’ part.

Regarding the movie in parallel to the graphic novel.
For starters, half of the original graphic novel got taken out, such as all the story about the news stand, or the snow-ball stuff on Mars. Probably nitpicks, but considering what has been left and how it was filmed, the movie suffers.
The Black Freighter will get its own animated film though, so I’m not too troubled by that.

Still, I clocked the movie in at under 2h30 even though a 3h+ version is expected to land on the DVD.
More should have been added to the theatrical release.
The first part of the movie felt rushed as we quickly moved from one scene/storyline/plot point to the next, skipping pages worth screen time and lingering on pointless ones.
Nonetheless, for what it’s worth, the attention to detail (with the props, costumes, etc.) is extremely present in the movie, for the better.

I understand stuff getting cut/shorten out to make for a much simpler narrative, but some questionable choices can be observed as to what made the cut and what changed, like the ending over in Antarctica.
Veidt’s vivarium was changed into pyramids. Again, quite ridiculous and less significant.
Him poisoning his servants was as well much more subtle, shocking, and riveting in the graphic novel than the way it is portrayed in the movie (who didn’t see it coming a mile away?).

As expected as well, the movie was riddled by pseudo-cool slow-mo shots à la Snyder which really dragged out the movie. In the end, that means that we have more time for “cool” visuals than for the actual story; ludicrous considering the original product.

And I haven’t talked yet about all the gore.

Sure, it’s uncensored et al, and it somewhat stays true to the original novel, but it’s still some unnecessary gore for the sake of it, let alone all the useless fight sequences (like in the prison).
For instance, Larry in the prison gets his hands tied behind Rorschach’s cell’s bars. In the graphic novel, he gets finished off by having his throat cut. Quick, simple, bloody. In the movie however, an actual hacksaw enters the picture and his arms are literally cut apart from his body for no reason whatsoever (since they need to cut through the bars, what about all the other ones that aren’t currently being occupied by two arms?).
And this is just one of many examples.
I don’t get why change Rorschach “first kill” from turning his back on a man burning alive to him axing halfway down that man’s head.
More blood? Really?
And since we’re on the subject, why not show us all the bloodied corpses in New York (hell, it’s in several pages of the novel), yet show arms being ripped apart, compound fractures and blood everywhere?
Some of those changes just do not make sense to me. At all.

The film is also full of over-done meta jokes.
I laughed at a couple of them.
Not because they were funny, but because they sucked.
Case in point: At the end, when Ozymandias exposes his evil plan, and Nite Owl asks when he is going to “do it”, Ozy scoffs, saying that he is not some “comic-book super-villain”.
Not particularly subtle.

As for the ending.
Well, first, I called (in my mind at least) the movie’s end way back when the first trailer came out.
Talk about a spoilery trailer!
The nuke(s) story was less ridiculous than I thought it would be but it still doesn’t equal the original ending with the squid.

I don’t want to leave you on such bad notes.
Don’t worry, I enjoyed the movie and some things in it.
The two highlights of the film were definitely the montage during the opening credits setting up the alternate History, as well as Dr. Manhattan’s backstory.

Overall, despite all that you’ve just read, I didn’t feel disappointed by the movie itself as I basically knew all the negative points before-hand, so no letdown on my part.
I am sure though the movie would have had a greater (positive) impact on me if I had seen it in IMAX instead of in some crappy theatre.

Seeing the 3h+ version in HD will most likely be much more satisfactory than the theatrical version I saw last night.